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 On a scale from one to ten, what's your favorite flavor of random grammar?

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.

She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes.

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet.

On each full moon

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.

Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.

Please wait outside of the house.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios.

Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.

They got there early, and they got really good seats.

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn't it.

Today I heard something new and unmemorable.

The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.

The sun had set and so had his dreams.

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